Badal jao tm b dekho hm b bdal gye..

Ab to zamane k rasmo rivaaj b bdal gaye
Hm jinhen chaty the un k mizaaj badal gye
Jate jate wo hm se kehny lgy..
“UdaaaS”
Badal jao tm b dekho hm b bdal gye..

Heart Touching SMS

A true thing-
"Anyone can make u happy
by doing something special..
but only someone special can make u happy without doing anything.." :-)
gud ny8.

2 Nice thoughts - "Pray as if evrythng dpends on God & work as if evrythng depends on u."
"To handle urself use ur brain & 2 handle othrs use ur heart...".

DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS THE MOST COSTLY LIQUID OF THE WORLD..??
.
.
.
.
Ans : "TEAR" ..It is made of
1 % water
&
99 % feelings...!!
SO..
Don't waste it..!!

Taqdeer ne jaise chaha dhal gaye hum,
bahut sambhal ke chale fir bhi fisal gaye hum,
hum to kisi ko bhula na sake, fir bhi sabko laga ki badal gaye hum.

Apno ki inayat kabhi khatm nahi hoti,
risto ki mehak durio se kum nahi hoti,
jeevan me agar sath ho sache risto ka,
to zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti.

My simple attitude:)
I'm not single and I'm not committed..
I'm simply on reserve
for d one who deserves..!

Har Ladka kisi Ladki ki zindgi m pehla Ladka hona chahta h, or
har Ladki kisi Ladke ki zindgi m aakhri ladki hona chahti h..
Aisa kyu? RepLy with solid ANSWER.

Rab ne maa ko ye azamt kamal di.
Uski dua per musibat bhi tal di.
Upar wale ne ma ke pyar ki kuch is tarah missal di.
Ki Jannat utha ke Ma ke kadmo me daal di.

Kab Unki Aankho Se Izhar Hoga

 
Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mei Hamare Liye Pyar Hoga

 
Guzar Rahi He Raat Unki Yaad Me

 
Kabi to Unko Bhi Hamara Intzar Hoga..!

 

Hamari Zindgi hai dosto ki Amaant
Rakhna mere Khuda sada unko salamat.
Dena unhe khushian sare jahan ki
Ban jaye woh Taarif har ek Zubaan ki.

Kuch lafz bina kahe alfaaz hote hain,
kch log is kadar khaas hote hain.
Door ho jae chahe nigaho se,
lekin fir bhi dil k behad paas hote hain

Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jayenge.
Itni khushiya or apnapan de jayenge.
Ki jab bhi yaad karoge iss pagal dost ko.
Hasti ankho se bhi aansu nikal ayenge.

Dil laganewale lakhon milenge,
Pyar karnewale hazaron milenge.
Milnewale to har roj milenge,
Par ham jaisa diwane dhoondhe se na milenge…

Kuch sochu to tera khayaal aa jata hai
kuch bolu To tera naam aa jata hai
kab talak byan karun dil ki baat
har sans me ab tera ahsas aa jata hai….

Q Koi Chah Kar Mohabbat Nibha Nahi Pata
Q Koi Chah Kar Rishta Bana Nahi Pata
Q Leti Hai Zindgi Aisi Karwat.
Ki Koi chah Kar B Pyar Jata Nhi Pata...

Humari Galtiyo Se Kahi Tut Na Jana,
Humari Shrarat Se Kahi Ruth Na Jana,
Tumhari Dosti Hi Humari Zindagi He,
Is Pyare Se Bandhan Ko Bhul Na Jana.

Mere Dil Ki Har Dharkan Tumhare Liye H
Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye H
Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye H
Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye H

wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi,
unse milne ki tamanna sukun tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to dekha mazak humse hawa kar gayi...........

Aaj phir aayana hamse puchta hai....
Ki teri aankho mai nami kyo hai...
Jiske pyar mai khud ko bhula diya...
Phir uske pyar mai kami kyo hai..

Dil or Taro Mein Sirf ek fark hai, taare tut kar logo ki khawaish puri kar jaate hai,
aur log apni, khwaish puri karne ke liye dil tod jate hai.

Chehre ki Hsi se hr Gm ko Mita do Bahut km Bolo pr sb kuch Bta do,
Khud n Rutho pr Sbko Hsa do Yhi Raz h Zindagi ka, Jiyo or Jina Sikha do...!

Majburiyo Ko Hum Ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai
Hum Kaha Rote Hai Halaat Rula Dete Hai,
Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte Hai apko,
Par ap Yad Na Karne Ka ilzam Laga Dete Hai.

Tamanna bas itni hai uska Pyar mile izhar kare hum to uska ikrar Mile bus 1bar wo kah de soch k batayenge fir chahe 7 Janmo ka intzar mile......

Gam na ho waha jaha ho fasana aapka,
Khushiyan dhundhti rahe aashiyana aapka,
Wo waqt hi na aaye jab aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na sake muskurana aapka.

Nazar Nazar Se Mili Toh Sar Ko Jhuka Lega Arey Wo Bewafa Mera Imtihaan Kya Lega Use Charag Jalane Ko Na Kaha Kijiye Wo Nadan Hai Kahi Ungli Jala Lega…

Chal padi hai kashatiyan door hai samndar ka kinara,
inn lahro se puch lena haal hamara, ab hawayen karegi kashatiyon ka faisla,
jish kashti me dam hoga wo paar lag jaye ga......!

Hindi Love Sms Shayeris

Aasman Se Uncha Koi Nahi,
Sagar Se Gehra Koi Nahi,
Waise To Mujhko Sabhi Dost Pyare Hain,
Par Aapse Pyara Koi Nahi....

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi bhoolne ki koshish ki,
Aye dost! tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga...

Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye,
Sukh-dukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye,
Hum kisi ko bhulate nahi,
Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye...

Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki...

Dosti Ke Bhi Kuch Andaaz Hote Hain,
Jaagti Aakhoon Me Bhi Kuch Kwaab Hoten Hain,
Zaroori Nahin Ke Gham Me Aansoo Nikle,
Muskurate Aakoon Me Bhi Sailaab Hote Hain...

Dil Se Likhi Baate Dil ko Chhu jati hai,
Yeh aksar unkahi baat keh jati he,
kuch log dosti ke mayne badal dete hai,
Or kuch logo ki dosti se duniya badal jati hai..

Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain.... 

Lamho-Lamho Per Khwab Likhunga
Apne Pyar Per Kitaab Likhunga
Aapki Gale Ko Ko Phool Ki Tehni
Aur Aapke Chehre Ko Gulab Likhunga..
~.~.~ hindi sms ~.~.~

Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna,
Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna,
Yun Pehle na Barasna Ki Wo Aa na Sakey,
Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey..

Kabhi aana hamare sath,
ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge,
rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha,
aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge..

Dil roya par aankhon ko rone na diya
Sari sari raat jage khud ko sone na diya
Itna karte hai yaad aap ko
Par is baat ka ehsaas aap ko kabhi hone na diya...

Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye…

Teri meri dosti ka afsana bhi hai
Is me pyar ka khazana bhi hai
Isliye chahte hain aapse Teddy Bear mangna
Or aaj to mangne ka bahana bhi hai

Funny facebook sms

Hindi Joke 
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! 

Kanjoos Joke 
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. 

Funny Hindi Joke 
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.” 

Funny Joke 
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai. 

Shaadi Joke 
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu 

Dumb and Dumber Joke 
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA” 

Baap Beta Joke 
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana” 

Very Dumb Joke in Hindi 
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon! 

Dumb Joke in Hindi 
Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko! 

Cinema Hall Joke 
Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

 

Funny Sports Joke in Hindi 
Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu. 

Hindi Joke 
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai? 

Beta Baba Joke 
Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai. 

Funny Joke 
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta. 

Crazy Joke in Hindi 
Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai. 

Short Hindi Joke 
Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai. 

Dumb Hindi Joke 
Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha. 

Silly Hindi Joke 

Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai? 

Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai. 

Girl Boy Hindi Joke 
:ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai. 

Two Men Funny Hindi Joke 
1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai. 

Funny Pappu Joke 
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs. 

Two Men Hindi Joke 
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs. 

Baap Beta Joke 
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee. 

Rickshawala Hindi Joke 
Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”. 

Hindi Joke 
Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga. 

Pappu Joke Hindi 
Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo. 

Jail Joke in Hindi 
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said :  yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said:   Kyu k jail me khane ma  sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy-----      haahaahaa

Hindi Comedy Jokes

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikali kya?
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.



Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye


Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!
Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha.


Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu?
Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!


Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!


Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he he he he ……
Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi….
Ha ha ha ha ha!!


Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.


Maine tujhe dekha…dekhta hi gaya…dekhta hi gaya…..
Aur fir…ek din mujhe…
….Chashma…lag gaya!! 

Funny Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge


Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur..
Kaha- Ek Anda Dena..
Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi??
Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo.


Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!

1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi.
Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h"
Aadmi-Lo Batao,
Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta.


PITA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HO GAYA TO MUJHE PITA MAT KEHNA.
KUCH DIN BAD
PITA:KYA HUA TERE RESULT KA?
SON:SORRY YAAR RAM PRASAD MAI FAIL HO GAYA. 

Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya Ali,Kya Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.


Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me....
Premi:(!=!0!>XE~?1!!:E'&A?>#^^E"!$>,'>,'E=*?#:P(+>!*"@&= Le Padhle.....!



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find it...
2 times padhte ho
sharam nahi aati ?
ABCD me 1 kaha aata hai?

Hindi Jokes

Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.



Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,



Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..
Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.


Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha,
doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha,
teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha…
is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.



Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.



Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.



Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya ,
sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab log phir se bole ,
“once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.abki baar phir sab bole ,
“once more”.gayak ne kaha,”mere pyare sunne walo,
main aapka mere liye pyaar samajhta hu,
per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.”
Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin gaaoge,
tumko gana padega.”